- A: One of you smells really nice, but I don't know who it is.
- S: I guess you just have to smell each of us then.
- A: I don't think it's you or MS because I would know by now.
- S: So it's M. M, come over here. A wants to smell you.
- A: No, no I don't...
- D: He's going to come to your doorstep with a rose and ask you to marry him and then you're going to fly to Vegas...
- L: T, you're going to get married before me and R do!
- T: He said that if things fall through, he's coming after me. He has issues, man. I need to stay away.
- M: He's been engaged twice? Omg, you're going to get engaged to him before me and S!
- J: How was your meeting?
- T: It was good! I'm defending in two months.
- J to L: So can we sabotage her defense so she'll stay with us forever?
- L: PMR, that should be a thing.
- D: What's PMR?
- T: It's a girl thing. You just wouldn't understand!
- L: Guess what it stands for.
- D: ... Is the R for rage?
- L & T: YEAH!
- L: Why's there a guy being hit in the head by a toilet on your shirt?
- B: Oh it's from Half Life where they have these guns...
- T: They have guns that shoot out toilets?!
- S: You'll meet your spirit animal. It's going to be a fox and it's going to talk to you in this Johnny Cash voice.
- A: I really hope it breaks out a guitar and starts singing "Hurt" to me.
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- L: You know, I'm sure there are a lot of guys who are into you. I'm not just talking about students either; there's probably some faculty too.
- A: You think so? .... So do you think G would be into me?
- L: Why didn't you tell me sooner? I could have introduced you!