aww
  • J: How was your meeting?
  • T: It was good! I'm defending in two months.
  • J to L: So can we sabotage her defense so she'll stay with us forever?
aww
  • A: I've scanned 7 people so far and I'm scanning 7 more this week.
  • J: So how many people are you getting?
  • A: Like 14.
  • J: That's a good number.
  • A: Aren't you proud of me?
  • J: I'm always proud of you.
❝ When you say it out loud, it suddenly gets more real. ❞
B
weirdo
  • J: You look happy.
  • A: No, I'm actually just nervous.
❝ You said that if I proposed to you, you’d say, “hell yeah let’s do it”, but I’ve proposed and this entire time I haven’t heard any of those words together. ❞
rage
  • L: PMR, that should be a thing.
  • D: What's PMR?
  • T: It's a girl thing. You just wouldn't understand!
  • L: Guess what it stands for.
  • D: ... Is the R for rage?
  • L & T: YEAH!
toilet gun
  • L: Why's there a guy being hit in the head by a toilet on your shirt?
  • B: Oh it's from Half Life where they have these guns...
  • T: They have guns that shoot out toilets?!
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jokes
  • S: You'll meet your spirit animal. It's going to be a fox and it's going to talk to you in this Johnny Cash voice.
  • A: I really hope it breaks out a guitar and starts singing "Hurt" to me.
hot for teacher
  • L: You know, I'm sure there are a lot of guys who are into you. I'm not just talking about students either; there's probably some faculty too.
  • A: You think so? .... So do you think G would be into me?
  • L: Why didn't you tell me sooner? I could have introduced you!