- J: How was your meeting?
- T: It was good! I'm defending in two months.
- J to L: So can we sabotage her defense so she'll stay with us forever?
- A: I've scanned 7 people so far and I'm scanning 7 more this week.
- J: So how many people are you getting?
- A: Like 14.
- J: That's a good number.
- A: Aren't you proud of me?
- J: I'm always proud of you.
- J: You look happy.
- A: No, I'm actually just nervous.
- L: PMR, that should be a thing.
- D: What's PMR?
- T: It's a girl thing. You just wouldn't understand!
- L: Guess what it stands for.
- D: ... Is the R for rage?
- L & T: YEAH!
- L: Why's there a guy being hit in the head by a toilet on your shirt?
- B: Oh it's from Half Life where they have these guns...
- T: They have guns that shoot out toilets?!
- S: You'll meet your spirit animal. It's going to be a fox and it's going to talk to you in this Johnny Cash voice.
- A: I really hope it breaks out a guitar and starts singing "Hurt" to me.
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- L: You know, I'm sure there are a lot of guys who are into you. I'm not just talking about students either; there's probably some faculty too.
- A: You think so? .... So do you think G would be into me?
- L: Why didn't you tell me sooner? I could have introduced you!